Vol. 1 — No. 15Weekend Episode · Thu–Sun, Sep 24–27, 2026 · South Knoxville, TN★ soknoear.com
Vol. 1 — No. 15 · Sep 24–27★ soknoear.com
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What’s Happening ThursdayWhat’s Happening FridayWhat’s Happening SaturdayWhat’s Happening Sunday
See
Thursday · SEP 24
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Fall wildflower walk
5:30–7 PM · $15 · ages 14+ · Ijams Park
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Circles with Dizzy hooping class
6–7 PM · $25 · adults · Miller Building, Ijams Park
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24
IJAMS AFTER DARK: ALL ABOUT BATS — last of the season
8–9:30 PM · $15 · ages 10+ · Mead's Quarry
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Patrón mango ritas at Earl's
$10 · 11 AM – 10 PM · 610 Waterfront Dr
Friday · SEP 25
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First day in the 70s since June — the Urban Wilderness
Mostly sunny · high 77 · low 52 · every trailhead free
Saturday · SEP 26
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Brunch and every screen at Puckers
9 AM – 2 PM · Texas at Tennessee, noon on ABC · 115 Mimosa Ave
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Storytime at the Nature Playscape: Space!
10 AM – noon · free · Grayson Subaru Preserve
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Stained-glass workshop with Visualize Art Studio
11 AM – 1 PM · $80 · ages 14+ · Ijams Park
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Game-day board at Earl's
Vols kick off at noon on ABC · $2 off drafts and pizza · 610 Waterfront Dr
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Private lawn tailgates at Kern's
$300 for up to 20 · TV, couches, canopy · inquire ahead · 2201 Kern's Rising Way
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WORLD CYANOTYPE DAY ON THE IJAMS PARK PLAZA
Noon – 3 PM · free · reserve a $0 ticket
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Playing 'Possum: animal ambassador meet & greet
3–4 PM · $10 · ages 5+ · Ijams Park
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HARVEST MOON PADDLE FROM IJAMS PARK
7:30–9:30 PM · $45 · boat and headlamp included · 3507 Island Home Pike
Sunday · SEP 27
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Renew in Nature: yoga, sound bath, forest bathing
10 AM – noon · $40 · bring a mat · Ijams Homesite
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IJAMS END OF SUMMER JAM WITH CHANNEL 865
Noon – sundown · free · all ages · Mead's Quarry
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Fall Fungi ID: beginner workshop
3–4:30 PM · $15 · ages 14+ · Ijams Park
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Fall wildflower walk
3–4:30 PM · $15 · ages 14+ · Ijams Park
Kern'sSat

Kern's rents out sections of its lawn as private tailgates on Vols Saturdays

Three hundred dollars gets a group of twenty its own third of the Lawn Patio with a television, two couches and a canopy. For the Texas game, that is the cheapest reserved seat in town.

The Ultimate Tailgate
$300 per game · a private third of the Lawn Patio · up to 20 guests
Included
1 TV · 2 couches · 2 cocktail tables · 1 canopy · your own signage and stanchions
The Fan Zone
$2,500 · the UpTop rooftop patio · up to 75 guests
Add-ons
Catering and drink packages; tickets redeem at Peter's Market Bar or the UpTop bar
Where
Kern's · 2201 Kern's Rising Way · Sat 8 AM – 11 PM
Only for
University of Tennessee football games
Saturday's game
Texas at Tennessee · noon · ABC
A third of the Lawn Patio, with your name on the sign

Kern's has put a price on a thing people have been improvising on its lawn all season: a private tailgate. The Ultimate Tailgate package is $300 a game for one-third of the Lawn Patio — a television, two couches, two cocktail tables, a canopy and a sign with your group's name on it, roped off for up to twenty people. It is offered only for Tennessee football games, and Saturday's is Texas at noon.

The rooftop version

The bigger option is the Fan Zone: the UpTop rooftop patio for up to 75, at $2,500, with tables, stanchions and signage. Both packages take catering and beverage add-ons, and drink tickets work at Peter's Market Bar downstairs or the UpTop bar. Everything runs through an inquiry form on the Kern's site rather than a checkout, so for this Saturday the sensible move is to ask today.

For everyone else, the food hall is open eight in the morning to eleven at night on Saturday, and the game will be on whatever screens the bars have. The lawn sections are the only part that comes with a reservation.

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More From This Weekend

Ijams ParkSun

Channel 865 turns Mead's Quarry into a dance floor from noon to sundown

Six DJs, eight hours, the quarry lake behind the decks, and no ticket. Sunday's End of Summer Jam at Ijams Park is free and all ages, on the first cool weekend since June.

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Ijams ParkSat

A guided paddle goes out under the Harvest Moon on Saturday night

The full moon nearest the equinox rises over the river eight minutes before the boats push off. Two hours on the water with an Ijams Park naturalist, kayak and headlamp included.

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Ijams ParkSat

World Cyanotype Day puts a free sun-print workshop on the Ijams Park plaza

The Big Camera brings the oldest blue photographic process to the plaza for three hours Saturday. You lay a leaf on treated cloth, the sun does the exposure, and you take the print home.

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Old SevierSatSun

Brunch at Puckers runs straight into a noon kickoff

The sports grill on Mimosa Avenue serves brunch nine to two both weekend days with every screen on. Saturday that means Texas at Tennessee lands in the last two hours of it.

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Ijams ParkSat

Ijams Park introduces its newest animal ambassador, an opossum, on Saturday

An hour with the park's new opossum and the naturalist who works with it, then a lesson in nature journaling and a drawing to take home. Ten dollars, ages five and up, parking free.

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Ijams ParkSat

Saturday storytime at the Nature Playscape reads a book about the moon on Harvest Moon day

The free Saturday storytime out by Mead's Quarry goes to space this week, with a picture book about the moon read under the trees a few hours before the real one comes up full.

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Ijams ParkThu

The last bat walk of the season goes out from Mead's Quarry on Thursday night

Ijams After Dark ends its run this week: ninety minutes at the quarry with a naturalist calling bat species as they pass overhead, and blacklight stations for everything else the night brings in.

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Urban WildernessFriSatSun

The Urban Wilderness gets its first highs in the 70s since June

Thursday's rain breaks the heat. Friday through Sunday is sunny, 77 to 78, with nights in the low 50s, which puts sixty miles of trail back in play at any hour of the day.

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Ijams ParkSun

Renew in Nature strings yoga, a sound bath and forest bathing into one Sunday morning

Two hours at the Ijams Park homesite that move from an outdoor flow into a sound bath and finish with a guided walk in the trees. Forty dollars, and the weather finally matches the idea.

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Ijams ParkSun

The beginner mushroom workshop goes out Sunday afternoon, three days after a soaking

Ninety minutes with an Ijams Park naturalist on fungi and lichen anatomy and how to tell them apart. Thursday's rain followed by three dry days is close to ideal timing for what comes up.

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Ijams ParkThuSun

A fall wildflower walk goes out twice this week, Thursday evening and Sunday afternoon

Spring gets the reputation, but late September is ironweed and goldenrod season at Ijams Park, and a naturalist walks a mile and a half through it on two different days.

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Ijams ParkSat

A two-hour stained-glass workshop sets up at Ijams Park on Saturday

Visualize Art Studio brings its mobile glass shop to the park: a pre-cut kit, a soldering iron, and a finished hummingbird, boot or lotus to carry out. Eighty dollars, everything included.

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Ijams ParkThu

A weekly hula-hooping class spins up in the Miller Building on Thursday

Circles with Dizzy is an adult class that breaks hoop tricks down to their parts and builds back up at whatever pace the room can manage. Hoops to borrow, no experience required.

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Suttree LandingThuFriSatSun

The specials board: Earl's game-day column covers lunch this Saturday

Down at the water on Waterfront Drive, Earl's runs a different deal every day, and Saturday's Vols board opens at eleven — an hour before a noon kickoff, for once.

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